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Poster: craven714 Date: Jul 25, 2008 6:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Weather Report...

Does anyone have other knuckle-head methods to choose a show?

my method:

1~ grab my stopwatch
2~ place 2 gallon ziplock bag over head
3~ duct tape opening to neck
4~ do 20 jumping jacks
5~ start stopwatch
6~ slug my genitalia repeatedly (good, solid blows)
7~ breath deeply
8~ stop stopwatch right before passing out
9~ come to
10~ check stopwatch (if not between 1 minute-5 seconds and 1 minute-35 seconds, repeat steps 1 through 9)

11~ match the time on stopwatch to year (i.e.~ 1 minute-20 seconds=1980)

12~ count bruises on nutsack for day
13~ count bruises on knuckles for month
14~ grab an icepack, place on said nutsack
15~ listen to selected show

Am currently listening to a 95, and boy are my balls sore.
Can't wait to pick out another show!

Word of warning: Don't try using this method in a public setting.

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Poster: amosearle Date: Jul 25, 2008 10:18am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Weather Report...

Perhaps you could make a demonstration video of this method and post it on Youtube. Then post a link here so we could try to see if we all came up with the same show based on your demonstration.

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Poster: craven714 Date: Jul 25, 2008 11:49am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Weather Report...

LMFAO!
I just had a picture in my head of thousands of forumites standing around with pants down, asphixiating, punching their coin purses around!

I think my method may be taking a toll on my cognition

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Poster: high flow Date: Jul 25, 2008 1:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Weather Report...

I usually pick something from the recent reviews...or something I've bookmarked.

Give it a try....yer nuts will be most appreciative!